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Asian Cuisine?

This caught my eye when we were shopping a Target a few months ago. Hamburger Helper, branching out with their flavor options, now offers Asian Helper. We all know that Hamburger Helper, in any form, offers about as much nutritional … Continue reading

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Get Skinny, Bitch

Fortunately, this book is not just about giving up meat and animal products, though the authors do push hard for you to become vegan. This book straight up tells you all the stuff that you don’t want to hear about the shit you’ve been shoveling into your body: all the naughty little secrets hiding in the four-inch-eight-point-font ingredient list of your Nabisco Oreos. And the women are no-whining-allowed-, no-excuses-taken bitches. They tell you things like “don’t be a fat pig anymore” and “stop being a pussy.” Don’t expect hand-holding because you won’t get it. What you will get is lots of sass and probably a few laughs. These lucky bitches are smart, funny, look good, and they know it. The best part is–and you really feel it as you’re reading–they want you to look good too. There’s profanity, there’s attitude, there’s even bitchyness, but it all comes from a real and supportive place. It’s tough love and it’s refreshing not to have somebody blowing smoke up your ass. Continue reading

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Eight Weeks

On the one hand, I know that slow progress under a steady regimen will help me accomplish my long-term goals; however, I want to look (and feel) better for all these events, and my brain is telling me that this slow weight loss just won’t do. Essentially, there’s brawl going on between my brain, my stomach, and my ass, and I wish I weren’t stuck in the middle of it. Continue reading

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Now, with even MORE cheesy flavor!

As if Mac n’ Cheese wasn’t enough of an indulgence, now it’s an extreme cheese explosion. But it’s not just the mac that bothers me–it’s food products in general that reach this level of ridiculousness in order to become more enticing to the cash-doling masses. From pizza-blasted Pringles, to cereal bars held together with frosting, and “pour over” cheddar popcorn at home to pump-your-own hydrogenated oil at the movie theaters. But we love it! And we buy it! Continue reading

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